这次是英语笑话你看得懂吗？

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's http://zhidao.baidu.com/search?word=too%20bad&. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his http://zhidao.baidu.com/search?word=mother&asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his http://zhidao.baidu.com/search?word=mother&.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
http://zhidao.baidu.com/search?word=A%20Good%20Boy& Little Robert asked his http://zhidao.baidu.com/search?word=mother&for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you http://zhidao.baidu.com/search?word=yesterday&?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the http://zhidao.baidu.com/search?word=candy&."

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were http://zhidao.baidu.com/search?word=going%20home&. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, http://zhidao.baidu.com/search?word=sonny&. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

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