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A:my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦, 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊! 布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”B:Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗? 学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。 老师:请说说看。 学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 C:A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. 一位女士打开冰箱门,发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上,就问它:“你在那里做什么?” The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" 兔子回答:“这是Westinghouse对不对?”(Westinghouse,西屋电气公司) The lady confirmed, "Yes." 女士确认道:“没错。” "Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing." 兔子说:“那就对了,我就是要往西边去。” D:Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? 兔子:你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another. 医生:当然咯,凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。 |
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