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今天我又带来了几个英语笑话,希望大家笑口常开
1."You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it." "Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more." 本部分内容设定了隐藏,需要回复后才能看到
2.At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?" "I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. " Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?" 本部分内容设定了隐藏,需要回复后才能看到
3.Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained. "A prize? What for, dear?" "For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three." "But an ostrich has only two legs." "I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest." 本部分内容设定了隐藏,需要回复后才能看到 |
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沙发#
发布于:2018-07-26 07:58
你好。。。
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板凳#
发布于:2018-07-26 07:59
额,那就板凳吧
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地板#
发布于:2018-07-26 08:03
唉,连板凳都没了
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4楼#
发布于:2018-07-26 10:09
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5楼#
发布于:2018-07-26 10:34
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6楼#
发布于:2018-07-26 15:06
你好吗
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发布于:2018-07-26 15:06
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发布于:2018-07-26 15:33
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发布于:2018-07-26 15:35
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