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1. Sunset
Father:This is the sunset my daughter painted.She studied painting abroad,you know. 父亲:这是我女儿画的日落。你知道,她在国外学过绘画。 Friend:Ah,that accounts for it!I never saw a sunset like that in this country. 朋友:啊,怪不得!我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。 2.A:Which da you find more important,money or friends? B:Friends,of course. A:你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要? B:当然是朋友。 A:Why? B:Because I can always borrow money from friends. A:为什么? B:因为我总可以总朋友那儿借钱。 3.Nurse:How do you feel after your operation? 护士:手术后你感觉怎样? Patient:I feel very well,but I can feel two hearts beathing inside me. 病人:我觉得我身体非常好,但是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。 Nurse:No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now. 护士:怪不得给你做手术的医生刚才到处找他的手表。 不喜勿喷,新人不容易 |
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沙发#
发布于:2020-08-19 15:04
哈哈哈哈哈哈真好笑
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板凳#
发布于:2020-08-19 15:23
板凳归我了
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地板#
发布于:2020-08-19 15:29
纯手搓打了半个小时,检查了两遍没错才发上去的
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4楼#
发布于:2020-08-19 18:29
哈哈哈哈哈
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5楼#
发布于:2020-08-20 17:27
zyz15375732300:纯手搓打了半个小时,检查了两遍没错才发上去的回到原帖加油加油 |
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6楼#
发布于:2020-08-21 18:36
真好,有兴趣参加若华之光吗?像这样子的帖子就可以伢
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7楼#
发布于:2020-08-21 18:38
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8楼#
发布于:2020-08-21 18:39
私聊叭,哈哈,你说话需要审核,现在我看不见
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