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The Killing Joke
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... ...And one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... ...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see...Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... ... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the building. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-But the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... ...He says "Wh-What do you think I am? CRAZY? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!" ============================================================================================== 从前，一家精神病院里，有两个疯子... ...一天晚上，他们觉得自己不想住在精神病院里了。 于是他们决定越狱 逃离这里! 很快，二人就逃到了屋顶，在两座楼狭窄的缝隙中，他们望见了整座城市的屋顶，在月光下延展开来... ...通向那自由 毫无约束的世界。 很快，第一个人很轻易地就跳了过去。但他的朋友不敢跳，怕掉下去摔死。 于是，第一个人想到了个主意... ...他说：“嘿！我用手电筒给你在两楼间照出一座桥，你踩着桥就过来了！” 但-但是 第二个人使劲摇头。 他说... ...他说：“你，你当我是疯子吗？我走到一半时 你肯定会把手电筒关了的！” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ——摘自《致命笑话》漫画结尾Joker的独白 |
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板凳#
发布于：2024-01-08 15:23
差点以为你跟我开玩笑纯英文的
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