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今天我又带来了几个英语笑话，希望大家笑口常开
1."You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it." "Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more." 本部分内容设定了隐藏,需要回复后才能看到
2.At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?" "I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. " Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?" 本部分内容设定了隐藏,需要回复后才能看到
3.Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained. "A prize? What for, dear?" "For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three." "But an ostrich has only two legs." "I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest." 本部分内容设定了隐藏,需要回复后才能看到 |
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沙发#
发布于：2018-08-04 17:08
wu1hao2yong3：哦回到原帖要不我们晚上再聊吧，现在我有点忙，好吗 |
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板凳#
发布于：2018-08-04 16:47
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地板#
发布于：2018-08-04 16:45
wu1hao2yong3：哦回到原帖不过我也不知道我能不能够过 |
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4楼#
发布于：2018-08-04 16:43
wu1hao2yong3：不了解啊回到原帖要自主招生的话必须满足一定的条件，竞赛获奖就很重要，还有平时的成绩等等 |
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5楼#
发布于：2018-08-04 16:39
wu1hao2yong3：why回到原帖你对自主招生了解吗 |
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6楼#
发布于：2018-08-04 16:38
wu1hao2yong3：你想考哪啊回到原帖如果不靠自主招生，我因该只能考个二本吧，如果靠自主招生应该会好一点，我想。 |
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7楼#
发布于：2018-08-04 16:35
我觉得我可以试一试
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8楼#
发布于：2018-08-04 16:34
我最经在关注自主招生这件事情 |
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9楼#
发布于：2018-08-04 16:32
wu1hao2yong3：好心态很重要哦回到原帖你这是在安慰我吗，谢谢了  |
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