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今天我又带来了几个英语笑话，希望大家笑口常开
1."You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it." "Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more." 本部分内容设定了隐藏,需要回复后才能看到
2.At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?" "I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. " Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?" 本部分内容设定了隐藏,需要回复后才能看到
3.Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained. "A prize? What for, dear?" "For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three." "But an ostrich has only two legs." "I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest." 本部分内容设定了隐藏,需要回复后才能看到 |
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沙发#
发布于：2018-07-26 18:11
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板凳#
发布于：2018-07-26 21:31
wu1hao2yong3：你是浙江的回到原帖对啊，你呢 |
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地板#
发布于：2018-07-26 23:34
wu1hao2yong3：河北回到原帖河北有什么好吃的美食吗 |
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4楼#
发布于：2018-07-27 09:11
wu1hao2yong3：你来啊？回到原帖说不定哪天就来了呢 |
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发布于：2018-07-27 10:21
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发布于：2018-07-27 10:50
wu1hao2yong3：liendi在吗回到原帖我也要学习了，有空再聊，拜拜 |
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发布于：2018-07-27 23:36
wu1hao2yong3：liendi回到原帖你还在吗 |
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